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Monday, March 1, 2010

The Myth of Hot Women in Sports

I implore any man to see a successful female athlete walking past them on the street to say that she is hot. The world of sports is suffering from the male applied disease of sports hot, or being hot just because you compete in a sporting event when you are clearly an average looking woman at best. Sports hot is a terrible disease that needs to be eradicated. Now on to the examples (Get ready to be bitch slapped with the truth):

Lindsey Vonn

Lindsey Vonn is moderately attractive, maybe a 7 at best. Typical Sports Hot Tard: But Falcon, she’s in SI looking hot in a bikini. Falcon: Any girl can take a picture that makes them look hot. For example, every fat chick has pictures on facebook that make her look infinitely better than in real life. How? The angle of the picture. Check out some of your fat chick friends on facebook if you don’t believe me. They all have a self portrait taken from a high, slightly off to the side angle that emphasizes the boobs and hides the four chins. If these simpletons can figure it out then I’m sure a pro photographer can too, hence my point that SI is just hiding Vonn’s larger body. Also, have you seen Vonn’s thighs? Individually they have to be the same size as Falcon’s waist, and Falcon aint exactly got a tiny waist.

Maria Sharapova

NOT HOT PEOPLE. Please, she has a screwed up face and a mannish body (look at the shoulders). She would CRUSH you in bed and trust me that is not a good thing. Can you imagine what she will look like when she quits tennis? I guarantee she balloons up to over 200lbs and you don’t want to be stuck with a 200 pounder. She is one tennis racket to the face away from being an Olympic hammer thrower.

The girls (whores, cough cough) from the beach volleyball team

Really, do you want to hook up with a chick who is ten feet tall? Or a chick who spends all day sweating in hot weather? They both have to stink. Enough said.

Danica Patrick

This part I’m stealing from a Daniel Tosh standup. “Really, she’s 4 foot tall and bow legged driving around in last place.” Also have you ever heard her talk? I would rather listen to a French person bash America than listen to her whiny ass (not really).

Anna Kournikova

Okay she’s hot but she has never won anything so she is exempt from the rules of sports hotness.

Finally, next time you are watching women compete, first assess your life because you are watching womens sports, and then think about it before you say they are hot because in all likelyhood they are not.

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LeBron vs. Kobe

The second half of the NBA season has begun and the top two teams in the NBA are once again the Los Angeles Lakers and the Cleveland Cavaliers. There may be discussions amongst fans about which team is better and who is going to win the NBA Finals, but the most talked about topic in the NBA is who is better: Kobe Bryant or LeBron James?

Kobe Bryant. Period. No question in my mind. And last night is just more evidence to support my case. Being out of game action for eighteen days, missing the last 5 games and the All Star game, Kobe returned in dazzling L.A. fashion to hit the game winning three pointer, lifting the Lakers over the Grizzlies.

Along with his unbelievable gift to elevate his team with game winning shots, he has an overwhelming amount of strengths. He has developed a truly all-round game, which for me is a sign of greatness. His selfishness has diminished, his outside shooting has really improved, he’s more clutch than ever, and his overall dedication has been better than ever.

Before people start replying with reasons why LeBron is better, let me just put some things out there…Ohio sports fans are all the same. Jealous, title-less whiners who rip on real athletes from real teams that have won real awards. It’s a joke the excuses Ohioans make to justify their teams and players.

Kobe’s not exciting enough for you? How about the couple buzzer- beaters he has hit this year already? (Fade-away over Wade, Bucks game, and the aforementioned game winner last night) Not to mention, the countless ones he has over the span of his career. He is 31 years old, and has 13 seasons under his belt – so how do you expect him to be as high- flying as LeBron?

Those of you who point out LeBron has better stats in his first seven than Kobe did in his first seven… Let me explain… Stats do nothing for me when it comes to justifying LeBron as being “better”. Most of Kobe’s career was spent playing along-side Shaquille O’Neal (a top 10 NBA player in NBA history), so he had to share the ball (and the limelight). Who does LeBron have or had in the past? 37 year old Shaq, Mo Williams (talks a lot, but disappears when it counts- Orlando series anyone? you were still the best team right Mo?) Ricky Davis, Darius Miles, etc, etc. Get the point? LeBron has had entirely more shooting and scoring freedom throughout his whole career. So, without a doubt, LeBron is going to have better numbers than Kobe when comparing their numbers at specific points in their careers.

To answer the rest of you who are going to say the number of rings don’t matter, try telling LeBron that. I’m sure he disagrees. The bottom line is that Kobe has 4 rings, and the NBA is all about winning. Not winning regular season games, but championships. In the final minutes of a Finals game, who do you want to have the ball in his hands?

Tuesday, January 5, 2010

Elin Cashes Big

Tiger Woods wife earned $ 300 million from her husband, which wants a divorce after he had numerous extramarital affairs, published by News of the world.

According to the newspaper, Swedish model Elin Nordegren told friends that he was asked what Woods had given him for Christmas: "Three hundred million dollars, thank you very much," he said.

Besides money, the grieving wife of 30 years, banned the golfer to see their two sons on the 25th December and they forced him and his paternal grandmother to mail their gifts, the newspaper said.

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